Me:	“Hey, mum, I have a headache”
Mom:	“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
Me:	“Hey, mum, my legs hurt”
Mom:	“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
Me:	“Hey, mum, my stomach hurts”
Mom:	“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”
Me:	“Hey, mum, my eyes hurt”
Mom:	“That’s because you sit on the computer all day.”